June 2013
*gets down on one knee* babe… will you… wait hahaha im sorry but from this angle i can see up your nose
romantic idea: buy a one-way plane ticket to prussia on a whim with your partner. 10 hours into the plane ride suddenly recall that prussia doesn’t exist anymore. try to think of who you bought your ticket from, but you don’t remember their name or face. turn to ask your partner, but their seat is still unoccupied from when they said they were going to the bathroom over four hours ago. notice that youre the only one on the plane. open the pilot’s cabin door and find only a brick wall. finally open the window shade and discover that youre in a box in a merry-go-round at a local carnival. open the box’s hatch and buy cotton candy and enjoy the rest of your day
i have three different versions of cruel angel’s thesis and none of them are the original
I have a new theory
David Wenham is the anti-Sean Bean.
Your dad sends you off in a hopeless battle against an overwhelming number of orcs?
Don’t die.
Hugh Jackman drags you along to fight vampires in Transylvania?
Don’t die.
Join a suicide mission to stop the Persian army for Sparta?
Don’t die.
I”m not sure that guy can be killed.
i have a bookmarks folder called “crafts” and it’s literally just recipes for sweets
so i legitimately have $35 right now and i’m legitimately going to spend it on that unicorn onesie (and also the pinched law strap if there’s enough left over ahHAHAHAHAHA) these are the decisions i make as a grown adult
*lives vicariously through others living vicariously through their animal crossing avatars*
a cruel angel’s bepis
stop calling me cute im not cute im punk i have 0 feelings and eat sheets of metal for breakfast
