December 2011
joshishollywood:
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart
Within minutes I was dead
This is not something that humans can survive doing and honestly I don’t recommend it
November 2011
STFU, Conservatives: Siri Failures, Illustrated →
jumblejo:
stfusexists:
keepyourboehneroutofmyuterus:
amaditalks:
The recent illustrations of Siri, the iPhone 4S voice-recognition based assistant, failing to provide information to users about abortion, birth control, help after rape and help with domestic violence has…
roflmbo:
the human centipede: on ice
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Normally I would complain about how all the female...
but it’s pretty fucking accurate.
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I just finished the second season of Darker than...
I need that to not be the end okay thank you bye.
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What should I ask for for Christmas?
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sillyunicorntime:
A Barbie Glam Vacation House or an AK47?
How about a Barbie Glam AK-47?
A brilliant compromise.
So I finally looked up the lyrics to Pumped Up...
WTF IS THIS?? THE TUNE IS SO HAPPY BUT THE ACTUAL WORDS ARE FUCKING MORBID.
I liked it better when I thought it was just about kids running around, having fun…
Anonymous asked: uggg i will later if i manage not to get fired i have no idea why im on anon
Anonymous asked: Its okay we've only been friends for 16 YEARS. I can take the snark
Anonymous asked: Well missy I happen to be an hour drive away from you so no matter how loud you well at the T.V I wont hear it!
Anonymous asked: Yell at it with your mind
TV just isn’t fun if you can’t yell at it.
P. sure Joy thinks I’m crazy lololol
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hilaryskank:
look for the girl with the broken smile ask her if she wants the number to my orthodontist
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What should I ask for for Christmas?
A Barbie Glam Vacation House or an AK47?