I hate it when the hero defeats an enemy and just as they’re dying they have a flashback that explains their motivations so that you’re like, “WAIT. SHIT. HE WASN’T EVIL. HE WAS JUST ON THE WRONG SIDE.” But then it’s too late and they’re already gone forever. D:
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
lady-felton: uh huh right right ok wait what the fuck is that in the corner hOLY SHIT oh my god omg what is that
Folks, I give you, the 2012 Republican...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
A list of people that made my Tumblr happy this...
acaseofidentitea: Also known as People On Whom I Creep (POWIC). This isn’t so much a “Follow Forever” as it is a huge thank you for making my first year on Tumblr absolutely wonderful. I haven’t talked to many of you very much, but I love you still! Deepest apologies to everyone I’ve forgotten, I’m horrible at matching up/remembering blog names. Have a wonderful New Year! A: alderaanprincess ...
kingcheddarxvii: Ever felt like such a badass artist that when you finish a piece you throw down the pencil/tablet pen and it splits the ground open and da Vinci rolls around in his grave like “DAAAAAAAMN, GURL”
Peter [Jackson] completely understands Sherlock and loves it.Spielberg loves it....– Mark Gatiss [X] (via cumberqueen) BOWIE IS OBSESSED WITH SHERLOCK THIS IS FUCKING INSANE (via armydoctorcastiel)
RIP 2011 2011-2011
sherlockscoat: smashingdevotchka: So many posts about how to be safe when partying on New Year’s Eve and who to call so you won’t have to drive home drunk…and I’m just like “uhhh…I’m going to be at home on Tumblr…” DON’T REBLOG AND DRINK, KIDS. You might accidentally leave a stalker-esque message in your favorite blog’s ask box which is basically the Tumblr equivalent of drunk...
Lately I have a lot of animu feels.
Mom: Will there be alcohol at the this New Years party?
Mom: Never mind.
My favorite part of Barnes and Noble is the...
It’s home to books about healing crystals, golf humor, questionable parenting advice, and how to guides on using the internet. So much quality, so little time.