December 2011
My family are visiting today and noticed my...
Grandad: Who's that?
Me: Benedict Cumberbatch.
Uncle: What?
Me: Benedict Cumberbatch.
Grandma: Is that who you're courting?
Me: No, he's an actor.
Grandma: He's got silly hair.
Aunt: What's his name?
Me: Benedict Cumberbatch.
Aunt: Cumberlunch?
Me: Cumberbatch!
Grandad: Cumbatch?
Me: CUM-BER-BATCH!
Grandad: That's an interesting name.
Uncle: And who is he?
Me: He's in Sherlock.
Grandad: What's Skylark?
Me: Sherlock, it's a tv show. It's amazing.
Grandad: Shylock?
Me: SHERLOCK. He plays SHERLOCK HOLMES.
Uncle: Oh yes, with Jude Law. He's good.
Me: No, the BBC series, with Martin Freeman.
Grandma: With who?
Me: Martin Freeman.
Grandma: Who's Martin Freeman?
Me: An actor!
Grandad: What's he in?
Me: SHERLOCK! BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH AND MARTIN FREEMAN ARE IN SHERLOCK! IT'S ON ON SUNDAY. WATCH IT.
Grandma: Never heard of it.
Me: *gives up and cries into cream tea*
reaill:
mahou-shonen:
if any of you are actually internet pedophiles, let me just say your ruse is extremely thorough and complex; I’m impressed
me: *walks out of room*
parents: OMG HE'S OUT OF HIS CAVE HELLO WELCOME COME COME SOCIALIZE YOU NEVER SOCIALIZE DON'T GO LOCK YOURSELF BACK IN YOUR ROOM STAY OUT OF THAT CAVE SPENDING THAT MUCH TIME ON YOUR COMPUTER ISN'T HEALTHY!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!
me: *gets food. goes back in room*
wwiao:
thisangryplanet:
wwiao:
thisangryplanet:
I swear to god if I see one more post about pubic hair being either gross or of a nuisance I’m probably going to commit.
if i went down on a girl who did not shave i would immediately renounce my bisexuality, reverting back to the heterosexual lifestyle, all while vomiting out of sheer disgust
Lol. Why though? It’s kind of a shame that...
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Jokes about Dorian Gray never get old.
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