Actress comes on screen.
Sara: I have seen that woman naked.

Actress comes on screen.
Sara: I have seen that woman naked.

tavroslaughingalonewithnuggets:
Sometimes I just like to listen to horrible music and dance like an octopus.
well this is surprisingly accurate
I love that we have free cable. So lush. Living the high life, bro.
Boo.
The bathroom is right next to me and a little boy knocked on the door and loudly asked his brother, “ARE YOU POOPING?” Oh kids.
Oh my god she deserves a noble peace prize.
In the back room of the theater where Alex works using the free wifi from the restaurant next door.
Was playing Metal Gear Solid 2 on their xbox before I realized that I suck at it.
Like, the-first-guy-I-came-across-in-easy-mode-killed-me suck at it.
Wow, I’d forgotten about that post! I love the Bestiary~. I’m so glad there’s someone else out there who likes it. And thanks for the information! It’s nice to know that important (and very REAL) creatures like the unicorn weren’t forgotten.
“And these are, like MY United Something Whatever. Singing is lame, WHATEVER.”