March 2012
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“he looks like a gay nazi”
– my mom talking about benedict cumberbatch (via rupertgayves)
Watchcorirnne:
oh my god the kid who just eats a piece of cake
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cashcrab:
The National Coalition Of Girls Who Still Think “Rawr Means I Love You In Dinosaur” Is A Thing will be holding a convention this weekend in New York City in which members affiliated with the group will meet together and form a massive sitting circle in which they will all draw pictures of Jack Skellington on each other’s Vans.
#in association with the ‘come to the dark side we...
stopcombiningbandnamesatthedisco:
i wish i could blacklist the pictures that say “keep calm and—”
because wow those are really stupid wow
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aintasuperhero:
nehzoomey:
how do 90% of people on tumblr even go outside without being offended by a blade of grass or something
some people don’t have grass where they live, check ur privilege
crabpuppy:
i had a dream i was pregnant with bunnies and i was in labour and everyone was preoccupied and iddnt even care and i got on tumblr and i was like hey deos anyone want some bunnies im kind of currently giving birth to them
nuditea:
“when one door closes, another one opens”
imagine how annoying it would be if that were true
you close the bathroom door to pee and your front door suddenly blows open
your cat escapes
you run out and jump into the car to chase the cat and hear everything falling out of your over-stuffed pantry as its door unlatches
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My mom bought me a new bookcase because my old one was overflowing, so yesterday I moved all the extra books over to that one. It’s already almost completely full. Like, there’s a gap on the middle shelf with room for five or six more books and that’s it. I’m going to need another bookcase before the end of the year.
February 2012
randomlinktime:
sillyunicorntime:
Before you judge me you should know that I had a bowl cut for most of my childhood and I’m not entirely responsible for my actions as a result.
Oh hey I had a bowl cut too
I’m glad to know that my haircut as a toddler exempts me from the rest of my life’s mistakes
It’s really a relief, isn’t it? Takes a load off the shoulders.
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Neoboards still not up.
WhnAT DO yOu WANT dfROM ME?/
Before you judge me you should know that I had a bowl cut for most of my childhood and I’m not entirely responsible for my actions as a result.
textposter:
Medium Time Rush
textposter:
YOLO, YOLO, A pirates life for me
fraudstory:
richwhitelesbian:
i hope rick santorum is walking down the street and someone is walking the opposite way towards him and they both try to go around eachother the same direction and end up both looking like complete tools to all the cars driving by
I hope Rick Santorum orders a pizza and expects the pizza to be the best he’s ever eaten, but it is a very mediocre pizza and it...
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you-should-see-me-in-a-crown replied to your post: I like words a lot more than I like people.
what about me what about me rue
*I like words a lot more than I like most people.
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I've blacklisted Sherlock, just an fyi.
There will probably be significant fewer posts about the show from now on.
I love Sherlock and everyone involved with it, but I’m just so over what the fandom has turned into. There used to be some general consensus that Sherlock was the only fandom without wank and that everyone liked each other. Then the crack got crackier and things stopped being funny or cute and started being...
carboxylate:
I feel like Santorum is an experiment sent by other countries to see how many dumb Americans would actually vote for him.
