You have 29 days to find me a 20th birthday gift
just thought i would give you all fair warning if it’s less than $50 you aren’t a true follower
oairehgoesnrkf I CANNOT CONTAIN MY FEELINGS FOR MY OWN WRITING I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THIS IS EGOTISTICAL OF ME WOW SUCCESS IS SO RARE IN WRITING LET ME TELL YOU I AM GOING TO SAVOR IT
oh man oh man oh man oh man i am so excited for this fic i am writing i’ve only written a chapter but it’s gonna be so fuckin angsty and beautiful jfc i don’t wanna jinx it but yes i am lovin this rn
romanisreloaded: so i’ve come to the conclusion that i should never pause a nicki minaj video
basedgosh: which horny geologist named this mineral
so it’s nice to meet you harry osborne welcome to the daddy issues club that’s zuko “must reclaim my father’s love- i mean my honor” over by the punch bowl loki “number two (adopted) son” laufeyson is the guy playing chess with bald-o, or, as we like to call him, lord “don’t call me tom riddle that’s the name of my father who i...
today my brother was telling my parents and i that someone he used to know works for teavana (a specialty tea shop) so i said “i guess that would be somebody i used to know by go-TEA-e” and no one thought it was funny everybody’s a critic
tomlinsarse: i’m about to cry my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches then he started to cry and ran off and yelled they all...
gaymzee: my parents are watching a movie about men being eaten alive by wolves and im thinking this is just like tumblr
richwhitelesbian: “I’M SPARTACUS!” no i’m spartacus! “I’M SPARTACUS AND MY ROOM SMELLS LIKE RANCID ASS!” mom shut up the romans are killing me
richwhitelesbian: ah yes, the underground city of moms where bedtimes are set and the margaritas flow until the end of the universe
josiahfiles: did you know? sir isaac newton discovered gravity when an apple macbook fell on his head and he saw the wikipedia page for gravity open on it
cashcrab: My only superpower is the ability to change into a baggy pair of light gray sweatpants that belong to a 44 year old stepmother with a tweety bird tattoo in Kentucky. I can’t use it to fight against villains because sweatpants are not sentient and have no concept of good or evil. I haven’t used it yet because whenever I transform there will be no going back.
batreaux: its the evangelists again, they’ve got scooters and they’re not stopping till we appreciate the word of god. drink your monsters, we have a chase
largerthanlifeus: consultingskeletontribute: somesortof-death-frisbee: imyouraziraphale: One two three four I declare a time war. #five #six #seven #eight #daleks scream #EXTER-MIN-ATE Nine, Ten, Eleven, Twelve. The Doctor died, and Silence Fell Twelve, Eleven, Ten, Nine. Here he goes, back in time.
people who don’t reblog as text ur killin me man ur killin me
yrelectricsurgeissweet: It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day
How much screen time did each of the Avengers get?
youcantcancelquidditch: assvenger: hxcfairy: I thought all of the Avengers represented in Joss Whedon’s The Avengers got their fair share of screen time. But lets face it, some got more screen time than others. Vulture went ahead and clocked the screen time of each character in the film just so we could know this useless bit of geek trivia. Hawkeye: 12:44. Thor: 25:52. Bruce...
thegestianpoet: this is not a drill i repeat this is not all drill
thefive0fusaredying: too hot outside to wear skinny jeans too embarrassed to wear shorts what to do and suddenly i realized why maxi skirts were a thing
nosdrinker: Busty Blonde Slut Gets A College Degree And Makes Her Father Proud