July 2012
dustyanus:
thatderpwearingafedora:
tunapuss:
charlizesittheronmyface:
iwillalwayslovethefool:
Shoutout to people who can’t hear too well
what
they said “SHOUT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO CAN’T HEAR TOO WELL”
SAUERKRAUT FOR PEOPLE WHO HAVE NONE TO SELL?
MA THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE
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there’s nothing better than surprise mark sheppard
omg
you’re just minding your own business watching burn notice when all of a sudden
OOPS CROWLEY’S ROBBIN A BANK NBD DON’T MIND ME
love
toebyeus:
can my future murderer please give me 5 extra minutes before they kill me to make a text post saying i’m dead thanks
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randomlinktime replied to your post: dekutree: acceptable pet names: babe baby …
can i just call you cthulhu until you find a boyfriend who will
please do!!!!
i was coming upstairs to tell you guys about my awesome new doctor who mug (it’s the one where the tardis changes sides when you poor hot water in it) when i choked on tea
i couldn’t breathe and my mom tried to give me the heimlich lol
all good now but the tardis almost killed me ):
thegabbicave:
nougats:
do centaurs have two ribcages
where do their organs go
asking the tough questions
jellyfrey:
THE PHONE RANG SO I PICKED IT UP BUT INSTEAD OF SAYING HELLO I SAID HOMESTUCK
JUST
“HOMESTUCK?”
CAN YOU FUCKING BELIEVE THIS
THIS IS IT
I’VE HIT ROCK BOTTOM OMG
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dekutree:
acceptable pet names:
babe
baby
sweetie
cutie pie
darling
honey
unacceptable pet names:
boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
cthulu
sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
Leslie
floor
2% milk
Ella Fitzgerald
methlabrador:
mom and dad? more like mom and SAD! haha my dad drinks all day because hes so sad. Fucker
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pantere:
donkeykongcountry2:
i love that world war 2 is called world war 2
it sounds like the sequel to an action movie
“WORLD WAR 2….
GERMANY’S BACK, AND THIS TIME….
IT’S PERSONAL”
dan-and-phil:
today in class this christian girl was telling her life story, and she was like ‘who knows what fanfiction is’
and i just shouted out ME I DO
so she started saying ‘this stuff was basically written porn. i was addicted. and then jesus saved me, he saved me from this spiralling pit of despair’ and she just burst into tears
omfg what
smelliet:
redsolostripper:
horrific revelation:
randomlinktime:
sillyunicorntime:
i’ve had a dog named indy (after indiana jones) for four years now
and i’ve never made the pun indiana bones
i never knew it was possible to simultaneously love and be disappointed by someone so much with a single sentence
i’m sorry ):
i’ll spend the rest of my life making it up to you
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horrific revelation:
i’ve had a dog named indy (after indiana jones) for four years now
and i’ve never made the pun indiana bones
finally finished reading the girl with the dragon tattoo
incredibly torn between how bored i was with the first half and how enraptured i was with the second
on to the second book i suppose
but i also like the words poot and butt so i’m not sure you should be listening to anything i say
i like the word absconds because it sounds like ab-scones
scones that give you abs
i absconded with some ab-scones
