barackobama: mittromney: Hello people of tumblr! Mitt Romney has officially become one of you! lmao ok
tastes-like-fondue-and-metal: I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR TUMBLR TO FIND THIS.
stunklegran: starkidoftardis: stunklegran: yeah but what you’re all missing here is that: girls go to college to get more knowledge boys go to jupiter to get more stupider Well, I presume a girl wrote this, as not many people like to insult themselves. Well, looks like you need more knowledge, as stupider is not a real word. And Jupiter should be capitalized. I myself am a boy and very...
stuartsometimes: scarlettshazam: stuartsometimes: why are boy clothes so much better Clothing doesn’t have genders. It is clothing. I literally can’t even make a fucking text post without getting a social justice blogger down my throat I AM SO ANNOYED WITH TUMBLR there is a boys section and there is a girls section why are you arguing with me
hamburgerhelpless: when i first heard of shark weak i thought no. impossible. no such thing. shark strong
I sent my dog outside for standing on the dining room table. This was his response.
jesus fucking christ watching one piece was the worst decision i ever made NO ONE WARNED ME WHAT A TEAR JERKER THIS SHOW IS EVEN THE HAPPY PARTS ARE SAD
DISPARAGING THOUGHTS ABOUT FANDOM because i was too lazy to type up my real complaints
omg i just looked in the mirror and my hair is poofing so it looks like i have devil horns THE SECRET IS OUT
quick someone unfollow me so i can have 420 followers again
sexlock: feyuca: cinemarections: feyuca: I blame this on indigogrim and my love of moriarty!aus. kind of related to this old drawing Someone used the Deathly Hallows’ “death” as a reference… That was a cool death No stop you’re not allowed to be this awesome. Fuck.
uncomprehended: I am byesexual as in I’m not interested goodbye
myhatisgone answered your question: fucking shit That seems to be happening to a lot of people. Hasn’t happened to me though there is probably a reasonable explanation but i’m just going to assume it’s because you traded your first born to a demon in exchange for unfaltering internet correctness
i am so sick and tired of this freaky dashboard thing that keeps happening does this happen to anyone else or am i going crazy???/?? please respond sos??/
cupofteaorgtfo: Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow
tonight’s a blue moon!! it’s a good night for magicky talk and campfires also for ccr i think i’ll reblog some in a sec
sillyunicorntime: someone called my house at five this morning i don’t know who it was but i swear to god if they didn’t have a very, very good reason i will hunt them down and beat them to death with their own cell phone it will take a while, but it’ll be worth the lost sleep it was ohio my grandpa fell and broke his femur dad didn’t think to tell me until after i threatened...
someone called my house at five this morning i don’t know who it was but i swear to god if they didn’t have a very, very good reason i will hunt them down and beat them to death with their own cell phone it will take a while, but it’ll be worth the lost sleep
l1br4: inochou: what if equius is really weak and his butler just makes sure everything in the house is extra fragile so he’ll break it and think he’s strong that would actually be reALLY CUTE omigosh
interwar: if by the age of 40 I don’t have a bookcase that hides a secret passageway somebody needs to find me and stare deep into my soulless eyes and ask me what I’m doing with my life
shavingryansprivates: dietchola: dietchola: dietchola: dietchola: twinkle twinkle little star how I wonder what you are up above the world so high like a diamond in the sky DROP THE BASS! *BOOM schwum schwum WEEE schwum schwum BOOM schwum schwum WEE BOOOOOooo BOOM wawawawawawa WEE wawawa WEE wawawa BOOM wawawawawawa WEE wawawa WEE wawawa POW BOOOOWWWWWWWW*
maozedung: “…but you may work alone if you wish.”
1st week of school: i'm looking forward to the rest of the year and i'm going to make it onto honor roll and i'm going to make so many friends and it's going to be alright
2nd week of school: oh my fucking god
heyitspj: aangz: heyitspj: self-imposed-exile: heyitspj: Things being heterosexual means Attracted to the opposite sex Things being heterosexual doesn’t mean Evil Bigoted Rude Hateful Close minded Superficial Homophobic oh my god a straight person’s feelings were actually hurt enough to make this aaahahahahahahah poor straight people Except I’m not straight sad little...
has there been an episode of supernatural where the ghostfacers face slenderman yet? no? why not?
phlynn: if i cant trust photosets to be photosets what can i trust