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May 19

lookinforhotbf:

i had a dream i was a princess and then i woke up and i still am

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i have so many blogs and only this one has a complete list of links and sometimes i feel like when i reply to posts instead of reblogging they have zero chance of figuring out who the fuck i am

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lumping-righteousness:

kawaiifawn:

My personal favorite is the Ice King one.

These are sweet

lumping-righteousness:

kawaiifawn:

My personal favorite is the Ice King one.

These are sweet

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barackalicious:

jimbertimber:

theres a Meme Page in the yearbook

our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel

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mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

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my anxiety levels are so high right now

god it really sucks how much dumb little things like this fuck me up i mean

i’ll call tomorrow and probably get it sorted out in less than ten minutes and then i will register and everything will be fine and i logically know this but every fiber of me is like physically vibrating and i feel like i’m gonna throw up or cry and anxiety disorders just FUCKING SUCK MAN

THEY SUCK

i don’t really think people who don’t have them get it

they’re like “just take care of it” and “it’ll be fine” and “there’s no reason to be this worked up”

i knOW THAT

if IT WAS REASONABLE

IT WOULDN’T BE A PROBLEM

call on cell phone

finally get through

“we are closed at this time”

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i tried to call the college but someone called out house phone at that exact moment it’s like god has descended from the heavens to say “no nicole do not go to school just sit here and wallow for the rest of your life”