oh look i accidentally a Jim (from I.T). Finally had some down-time with photoshop. AT LAST. Back to studying, though…
…I would kill for a double-chocolate cookie right now.
LOL OMG I am such a troll.
No, seriously, listen. The other day I was hanging out with my sidekick, Sebastian, playing Monopoly (which I always win at, jsyk) when I had this awesome idea.
So I go, “You know those two losers over at Baker street?”
And Seb’s like, “Yeah?”
So I say, “I bet you anything they’re having sex.”
Seb rolls his eyes like, “Oh, Jim, you and your crazy ideas,” but I think he’s just butthurt over the whole bank thing.
Which wasn’t even that big of a deal! I mean, yeah, I left him with a bank, but it was full of money! He should be thanking me!
“Hey Seb, wanna go steal a bank?”
So there I am, up to my elbows in blood and limbs and bits of what I think was once a carousel (I’m not kidding. A fucking carousel. There’s a horse head with ribbons hanging from it and lots of shiny metal stuff everywhere.) when Jim strolls in and asks if I want to go steal a bank.
And I’m just like, “Um, first of all, I’m kinda busy cleaning up your mess here, which is going to take hours thanks to someone ruining the pressure washer by filling it with cheese whiz.”
And Jim is all, “LOL, idgaf, you know that was fun,” but whatever because he isn’t scrubbing liver out of the hardwood floor, is he?
I used to be such a normal nerd with such normal past times.